Fake Identity

Tagline: A Deadly Game of Cat and Mouse

The story basically goes like this:

Liddis one.. This doctor Nick mistakenly for some secret agent in a black market diamond deal. Then another secret agent Katrine try to help him out of the mess. The taikor of the diamond deal then wanted to kill Nick. Thieves chase police, police chase thieves. Confusing like hell then ending, all open fires and all die except Nick and Katrine. Duh...

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My take:

I don't really understand what is the story is all about. The storyline is too loose and Val, is not the same Val as in Batman. He is HUGE! During the start of the movie, Katrine is escaping from some thugs and she saw Nick on the way and french kissed him to get away from that sticky situation. After that kiss, 2 strangers can be so in love until both can die for each other. This must be a joke! Oh ya, this movie is also known as Double Identity. Movies with 2 names can't be serious..

If this happens in real world:

Life is so confusing..

Food to go along with this: Plain water as this movie is just like a glass of plain water.

I rate this movie 2/5 buttered popcorns.

So, try to enjoy the movies!

Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

Tagline: This Time It's Spreading

The story basically goes like this:

1) Contaminated bottled water sent to a school.
2) Students drank it.
3) All got this flesh-decaying decease.
4) Army seal up school.
5) Kill all.
6) The end.

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My take:

A storyline like that, is that even a movie to start with? Embarrassingly bad acting and poor casting. If you enjoy watching scenes like chucking back the fingernail into the decaying finger and sticking them back with glue, really obese girl skinny dipping, bloody blisters on decaying flesh, then this might be a blockbuster to you. Else go and do something better, like reading a blog like this.

If this happens in real world:

Eh, looking at the pollution these days, this is possible ok!

I rate this movie 1/5 buttered popcorns.

So, try to enjoy the movies!

Attack Girls' Swim Team Versus the Undead

Tagline: 利発なiをそう考える

The story basically goes like this:

This school doctor la.. butt itchy go and experiment some virus on the students and all turned into zombies, except the swim team. Becos (hahahahaha) the antidote (hahahahaha) is the chlorine in the pool (hahahahaha).. Then one mysterious girl names Aki come and saved the day. Oh ya, abit about Aki. She is a trained assassin under an evil hamsap master but escaped because she is tired of being an assassin and wanted to go to school after reading some teenager magazine (hahahahahaha). Anyway (as usual), the mastermind behind this mess is the evil hamsap master. Ending all die except Aki la, what else? Oh no, Aki dies too, in the most tragic and stupid way. Duh..

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My take:

Some boobs and lots of gore but the story is ridiculous. Bad acting and bad storyline but saved by the boobs. Haha..

If this happens in real world:

I wanna join that school..

Food to go along with this: Sushi.. with ketchups..

I rate this movie 1/5 buttered popcorns.

So, try to enjoy the movies!

Wrong Turn 3: Left For Dead

Tagline: What You Don't See Will Kill You


The story basically goes like this:

Just like the previous 2 instalments, the slasher here is a deformed cannibal hillbilly going around killing people who are lost in the woods. This round, the target is a bus of 6 convicts with 2 wardens travelling across the woods and the killing spree begins! As usual alot of creative ways of killing and finally, all is dead, except the hero. But anyway, last last also he got killed. Part 4 maybe? Oh no....!

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My take:

*Yawn..* What's new except new ways of killing. The normal gore, arrow shootings, yelling, running, traps.. This is just like the previous 2 movies only the victims are abit different. Btw, I've learnt that by cutting through the knee joint will not break any bones (Biology 101). And it seems like human brain is the best part to consume while fresh..

Food to go along with this: Taufufar with Cranberry Juice

I rate this movie 3/5 buttered popcorns.

So, enjoy the movies!