If you think that's movie name, you need to do a recheck on your IQ. Pronto.
Ok, instead of reviewing movies after movies, let's take a break every 10th movies to look into something else. This round let's explore what are the 5 things not to do while watching a movie. But instead of the things you shouldn't do in the cinema, let's discuss about stuff you shouldn't do while watching movies at home.
1) Multitasking
Yea, watching movies at home means freedom. We can do other stuff as well, like eating steamboat, surfing the net, reading newspaper, sms-ing, yoga etc... But, let's try to focus on the movie.
2) Listening to the ipod.
You've just
downloaded bought Bon Jovi's album in iTunes and wanting to enjoy the songs badly but you also wanted to watch Shaolin Soccer. Dude, choose 1. There is no way you can watch a movie and listening to the ipod at the same time.
3) Fastforward
Unlike the cinema, we can fast forward while watching a movie at home. Why fast forward? There is a storyline. Fast forwarding is killing the story. It's a murder! THE STORYLINE DESERVES THE CHANCE TO LIVE! YOU DICTATOR!! *skipping off to drink wong lo kat*
4) Talking
This is not allowed in cinema, same goes watching at home. Please plaster your mouth shut if there is another person watching the same movie with you. If you are watching alone, please plaster your mouth too. This is because your subconcious mind is actually trying to follow the story. By the way, if you start talking to yourself alone, please call
Befriender at 03-79568144.
5) State of Art Sound Systems
Yea, you just invested in a RM200k sound systems. The sound is crispy clear with every single explosion sounds like something exploded right in front of you. Unless you stay alone in the whole neighborhood or your house is 100% soundproof, please, your own personal enjoyment is creating sound pollution for 100 people around you.
So, try to enjoy the movies!
Want to eat go restaurants la.. Eat in cinema can see meh? Hope got cockroach in that hotdogs.
Wanna chat about the movie? Wanna discuss about the ending? Discuss go meeting room la! Or discuss during funerals!
Kick your mader ah kick?
Worst if late oredi and the seats are in the center of the row. Then excuse me excuse me to the center only realised it's the wrong row..
Wanna analyse things that people hate while watching a movie? You think what? You Einstein ah?
