A Perfect Getaway

Tagline: Let The Games Begin


The story basically goes like this:

6 couples, 2 murderers. Who leh? One couple is nice and lovely, the other couple is wild and rugged and the last couple is like natural born killer. Based on Hollywood’s formula, it’s pretty obvious who are the baddies. The nice couples on honeymoon in Hawaii. That time, another couple got murdered and murderer is still on the loose. On the way they met the other 2 couples. All of them end up at the waterfall thingy and that’s where nice couples shows their true colors. The as usual the bad guys were sent back to their creator.

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My take:

This movie was shown in local cinemas few weeks ago. The story is ok. Quite entertaining. But too predictable. Not even halfway of the movie can already predict who is the real killers. But Milla Jovovich is in it! That adds extra credit for being yummy to the eyes.

Food to go along with this: BBQ Chicken Wings and Pineapple Juice

I rate this movie 3.5/5 buttered popcorns. (0.5 is for Milla)

So, enjoy the movies!

Wrong Turn 3: Left For Dead

Tagline: What You Don't See Will Kill You


The story basically goes like this:

Just like the previous 2 instalments, the slasher here is a deformed cannibal hillbilly going around killing people who are lost in the woods. This round, the target is a bus of 6 convicts with 2 wardens travelling across the woods and the killing spree begins! As usual alot of creative ways of killing and finally, all is dead, except the hero. But anyway, last last also he got killed. Part 4 maybe? Oh no....!

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My take:

*Yawn..* What's new except new ways of killing. The normal gore, arrow shootings, yelling, running, traps.. This is just like the previous 2 movies only the victims are abit different. Btw, I've learnt that by cutting through the knee joint will not break any bones (Biology 101). And it seems like human brain is the best part to consume while fresh..

Food to go along with this: Taufufar with Cranberry Juice

I rate this movie 3/5 buttered popcorns.

So, enjoy the movies!

Babysitter Wanted

Tagline: No Experience Necessary

The story basically goes like this:

A student, desperately need money to pay for her college fees, took up a babysitter job for a nice couple in the suburb. But the kid's diet abit strange, he eats diced almost raw red meat. Later the girl found out the kid is actually a mini devil, with horns. Then the parents came back and knowing the girl found out the truth, they decided to slaughter the girl to feed the devil kid. End end all fight and with the help of a sheriff, they managed to kill the parents but the kid is missing. A sequel perhaps?

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My take:

This is just another home alone girl with a slasher hanging around to get her life but with a fresh twist. The story is not really logical but the entertainment values are there. And there are moments of suspense too. Kid with horns = funny!

Food to go along with this: Lamb Chop with Sirap Limau Ais

I rate this movie 3/5 buttered popcorns.

So, enjoy the movies!

Black Devil Doll

Tagline: He's A Lover! He's A Killer! He's A Muthafuckin' Puppet!

The story basically goes like this:

One notorious serial killer (or so..) got executed and his spirit went into a puppet belongs to a girl. The puppet started trashy talk with the girl and she fell in love with him (*sic). Then he asks the girl to bring in her friends. When the friends arrive, he basically rape and kill all the friends. End end the girl (his so-called lover) pull the trigger and end the life of the puppet.

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My take:

Black Devil Doll is one hell crappy movie of all time. Think Chucky with a lot of racist jokes and profanities which makes Beavis and Butthead looks like a Disney production. Cheap production. Lousy acting, lots of profanity, racist jokes and lots of boobs. And gore. That's about it. Oh ya, this movie is rated X. By the way, do you notice that there is a car explosion on the movie poster above? There is no such scene in the movie.

Food to go along with this: Meatballs Spaghetti and Ribena.

I rate this movie 2/5 buttered popcorns.

So, enjoy the movies!

Not Another Lame Movie Review...

Ok folks. Like this:

Not all movies make it to the blockbuster. Or, not all movies make it into our cinema. How about some that fails to arrive here.

Well, must say that some movies are damn crappy and not worth our 90 minutes but then again, nothing is perfect.

Since I watch alot of movies, crappy or not, I will try to keep track in this blog from now onwards. Also this will also be sort of some movie reviews. With spoilers. Nolah, not the one Ahbeng put on the car one. Spoilers means I will write the summary of the story also la.

So, enjoy the movies!