My Ex (แฟนเก่า)

The story basically goes like this:

One girl committed suicide after finding out her actor boyfriend is cheating on her with another actress. She becomes a ghost and back to seek revenge.

Read more of it here.

My take:

The story is a good scary idea but the storyline halfway through is getting out of hand and starting to sound ridiculous. The ghost is scary but when she starts killing people like literally killing people by pulling them into the room and blood starting pouring out, this is ridiculous. Where got ghost kill people so violent one? Ghost only scares the shit of of people ma, where got so kuajiong one...

If this happens in real world:

Almost half of the world population is suicidal because of infidelity. Me not included in the statistics ok!

I rate this movie 3/5 buttered popcorns.

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Attack Girls' Swim Team Versus the Undead

Tagline: 利発なiをそう考える

The story basically goes like this:

This school doctor la.. butt itchy go and experiment some virus on the students and all turned into zombies, except the swim team. Becos (hahahahaha) the antidote (hahahahaha) is the chlorine in the pool (hahahahaha).. Then one mysterious girl names Aki come and saved the day. Oh ya, abit about Aki. She is a trained assassin under an evil hamsap master but escaped because she is tired of being an assassin and wanted to go to school after reading some teenager magazine (hahahahahaha). Anyway (as usual), the mastermind behind this mess is the evil hamsap master. Ending all die except Aki la, what else? Oh no, Aki dies too, in the most tragic and stupid way. Duh..

Read more of it here.

My take:

Some boobs and lots of gore but the story is ridiculous. Bad acting and bad storyline but saved by the boobs. Haha..

If this happens in real world:

I wanna join that school..

Food to go along with this: Sushi.. with ketchups..

I rate this movie 1/5 buttered popcorns.

So, try to enjoy the movies!

5 Things You Will Hate While Watching A Movie

1) Starving morons

Want to eat go restaurants la.. Eat in cinema can see meh? Hope got cockroach in that hotdogs.

2) Talking douchebags

Wanna chat about the movie? Wanna discuss about the ending? Discuss go meeting room la! Or discuss during funerals!

3) Kicking idiots sitting behind

Kick your mader ah kick?

4) Late retards

Worst if late oredi and the seats are in the center of the row. Then excuse me excuse me to the center only realised it's the wrong row..

5) Analytical smartass

Wanna analyse things that people hate while watching a movie? You think what? You Einstein ah?

How crappy..

Adios

So, try to enjoy the movie..!