Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Black Devil Doll

Tagline: He's A Lover! He's A Killer! He's A Muthafuckin' Puppet!



The story basically goes like this:

One notorious serial killer (or so..) got executed and his spirit went into a puppet belongs to a girl. The puppet started trashy talk with the girl and she fell in love with him (*sic). Then he asks the girl to bring in her friends. When the friends arrive, he basically rape and kill all the friends. End end the girl (his so-called lover) pull the trigger and end the life of the puppet.

Read more of it here.

My take:

Black Devil Doll is one hell crappy movie of all time. Think Chucky with a lot of racist jokes and profanities which makes Beavis and Butthead looks like a Disney production. Cheap production. Lousy acting, lots of profanity, racist jokes and lots of boobs. And gore. That's about it. Oh ya, this movie is rated X. By the way, do you notice that there is a car explosion on the movie poster above? There is no such scene in the movie.

Food to go along with this: Meatballs Spaghetti and Ribena.

I rate this movie 2/5 buttered popcorns.

So, enjoy the movies!

1 comment :

  1. how about create categories like
    a. watch only when you wan to avoid sex
    b. watch only when you feel suicidal
    c. watch only because you feel like eating popcorn
    d. watch only for the purpose of wasting electricity

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My review not lame? Ok, show me your lameness!